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beesmygod:

evitron:

google boob

fbi put your hands in the air

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exit152:

the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles 

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aphprussia:

"THE ENGLISH DUB OF HETALIA SUCKS AND YOU SHOULD JUST STOP WATCHING IT"

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nagisasbitch:

captainarlert:

I always forget that sports anime antagonists aren’t actually evil villains…because it’s just a sport.

[protagonist voice] it’s not just a sport *clenches fists* it’s my life

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ewmartin:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

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plasticbagvevo:

punkrightsactivist:

plasticbagvevo:

what are some good animes?

drake and josh

thanks

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africancheewahwah:

The fact that most guys’ first response to a woman wanting equality is “SO CAN I HIT U NOW” is sort of terrifying
Like that’s the first thing you’re concerned about? I just want equal pay and you want to punch me in the face? Cool cool

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captain-snow-bug:

swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:

swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:

we don’t just need feminism, we need lisa simpson feminism

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The best part about the Simpsons was it was written all by educated men that wanted to be comedians but saw things wrong with the world and wanted change.

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loki-cat:

multipack:

omG my lizard went on my laptop wen i was gonE!!

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your lizard types fast

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too fast

(Source: ihaveremade)

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sebastianastan:

superrsoldiers:

my favorite thing is when steve hides full body behind the shield

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back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

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tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit